Products
Peg Legs
Whether its one leg or two, our hardwood peg legs are the choice for that classic look with modern durability.
Hardwood
We temper our wood like it was steel, we've got the Hardest Wood.
Monkey Butlers
We use all the resources available to us and when we're cutting down old growth rainforest, that leaves us with a fair amount of homeless monkeys we then train and provide for.
Maple Syrup
Sometimes its what's on the inside that counts and this is very true of our maple plantations where we harvest the finest Maple Syrup
Sustained Wood
Concerned about your environemntal impact? Our new line of genetically modified trees sustainable grow in just 5 years!
Back Massages
If you make it out to our new headquarters we'll even sell you back massages!